A lot of people have told me this abt u “He seems to be a quiet n serious guy, while u r absolutely crazy!”. True. But what these people dont get to see is how DEVILISH u can get!!!! Probably u like to keep it that way. Have shared many many wonderful moments with u where Ive laughed so much that my eyes used to get filled with tears. This still happens with me, very often. Now, I’m unable to resist the urge to put some of those pathetic jokes here.
Me: Look at Shell n Ash… They are such a wonderful couple, they eat from the same plate n share everything. Y cant u be like Shell?
U: Now, eating from the same plate… EEKSS…. that’s unhygenic. Share everything? Here’s the bill… 50-50?
Me: Hey I’ll show u one building (my intention will be that of telling u what that building is… as in my college or stuff like that)
U: Oh, u’ll show me one building?? I’ll show u many buildings!!!!!
Me (in a romantic mood): If u wer to dedicate a song to me, which one wud that be?
U: “LE GAYI DIL MERA MANCHALI, KHALIBALI KHALIBALI KHALIBALI……
Me: Hey, u know wat, we shud take a cute romantic pic of urs n upload it on Orkut.
U: Yeah n it shud be something like I’m reading the newspaper n u r coming with a cook’s knife from behnd to chop me down… Howzzat??
Howzzzaatt???