I dont know how many would feel like the way I’m feeling now. I just wanna beat the shit outta someone. I’m feeling bitter. I’m filled to the brim with this feeling of vengeance. I so wanna sock up someone so bad that I get his brain outta his mouth n nostrils n walk away with it…. 

Ok, here’s what. These days the moment babies are born, they are not taken to their mommies.. They are taken to malls. Yup! U name the size n u’ve got it.. Saw a man holding his baby in his arms. I’m no specialist in finding out how many hours or days old a baby is, but that kid wouldnt have been more than 2 days old. It was all pink n neatly packed (or wrapped, whatever!)…

Had to get some vouchers redeemed (I hate it when ppl give me gift vouchers). The moment I stepped into Hill Road, I saw abt 100 odd (no exaggerations) vehicles there. I thought some war was declared in the city n that ppl are leaving Mumbai or something. But gotta know that some stupid sale is on in Shoppers Stop. I guess some might not leave that place till the sale thing stops! Horrible stuff n ridiculously priced. Funny how people search endlessly & pick something that looks like a rag cloth. More funnier is the price thats attached to it.. Check out the jeans of the gals who come there! MY MY!!! Why cant they wear that on their calves n show the whole of their rears instead of some dark cracks? Shopping se jyaada yeh sab dekhne me mazaa aata hai..

My Boss is the best!

What my prev organisation couldnt teach me in 2 years was infused into my cranium in less than an hour! Easily the most knowledgable guy I’ve ever met. I love him……. till the time he yells at me again, lol……

Why not?

After Sunday, it shouldnt be Monday and the others, it should be Saturday again! Its not, thats why I ask “Why not?” 

Trying to analyse the kinda week that it was. Started on a good note, but yes had to deal with some real shit with a fuckface to whom wedding vows mean squat! Now its Saturday n boy its gonna be a terrible day! Too much to do n too litte time. A cliche again, but a fact at that. I dont know whats in store for me today, this weekend. Just one very earnest request to my life – Please do not throw anymore unpleasant surprises on weekends, they screw up my Sundays n the week after that starts on a very rotten note.

And yeah, why do some people constantly need someone to tell them how great they are? Its so damn repelling… So funda # 16 from my Rule Book “If u cannot ignore someone avoid them. If u cannot avoid them, ignore”

Addicted to Chaos

One song thats been playing in my head since the last couple of days:

Only yesterday they told me you were gone
All these normal people, will I find another
One?
Monkey on my back, aching my bones
I forgot you said one day youll walk alone
I said I need you, does that make me wrong?
Am I a weak man, are you feeling strong?
My heard was blackened, its bloody red
A hole in my heart, a hole in my head?

Who will help me up?
Wheres the helping hand?
Will you turn on me?
Is this my final stand?

In a dream I cannot see
Tangled abstract fallacy
Random turmoil builds in me
Im addicted to chaos

Lights shined on my path,
Turn bad days into good
Turn breakdowns into blocks, I smashed em
Cause I could
My brain was labored, my head would spin
Dont let me down, dont give up, dont give in
The rain comes down, cold wind blows
The plans we made are back up on the road
Turn up my collar, welcome the unknown
Remember that you said
one day youll walk alone

Thank u Megadeth…..