My New Pal

Ok… life doesnt seem to be all that lonely… especially in the mornings….. after two full years here in my new home, ive managed to befriend someone….. yeah.. a handsome crow… yes, u read it right…. he’s extremely punctual… very patient when im talking to him and above all, he’s not judgemental at all!!! whatever i say is Bible for him……. i like him!!!! my friend, a crow…..

Kill, Maul, Slaughter… Please

Somethings up with stuff called HUMANS. Really, me ain’t kidding….

1. Lose temper on the silliest of things and kill ppl. They don’t stop at that, as if that wasn’t enough… go ahead and chop the body into 300 pieces and stuff it into two bags, take it to the woods and burn it!!!
2. Daddy bludgeons daughter and servant’s head with a hammer and slits their throats…. Not at the same time. Does the servant and then time for some whiskey. Then comes the girlie….
3. Drunk woman flings her son outta the balcony, coz she lost her temper!!! Needless to say the kid’s dead…
4. Doctor molests his own patients…
5. Doctor smuggles kidneys….
6. Bombs going off, ripping of bodies……..

So many examples…. I cant talk more coz one word more and I’ll definitely puke! Enough people… Please stop all this right away! I can barely type now…. So I’ll let RATM do the talking:

Hey dont miss out on what youre passing, Youre missing the hootah of the funky buddah, Eluder of the fucked up styles that get wicked So come on as I start to kick it, Cause were like outlaws sridding while suckers are hiding, Jump behind the bush when you see me driving by Hanging out my window, and my magnum taking out some negros Acting kind of loco Im just another local Kid from the street getting paid for my vocals. Here is something you cant understand, How I could just kill a manHere is something you cant understand, How I could just kill a man Here is something you cant understand, How I could just kill a man Here is something you cant understand, How I could just kill a man Here is something you cant understand I be doing all the dumb shit yo Cause nothing is coming from it Im not gonna waste no time fucking around I got ya humming Humming coming at ya! then you know I had to gat ya! Time for some action just a fraction of friction I got the clearance to run the interference In to your sattle light shining a battle light Sen got the gat and I know that well gat you right Heres an example just a little sample: How could I just kill a man One time tried to come in my home take my chrome I said yo its on. take cover son or youre assed out How do you like my chrome then I watched the rookie pass out Didnt have to blast him but I did any way, young punk had to pay So I just killed a man Here is something you cant understand, How I could just kill a man Here is something you cant understand, How I could just kill a man Here is something you cant understand, How I could just kill a man Here is something you cant understand, How I could just kill a man Its gonna be a long time before I finish One of the many missions that I have to establish To lite my spliff ignite you with insite so if you aint down Bullshit. say some punk tried to get you for your auto Would call the one time and play the rolemmodel? No! I think youll play like a thug Next hear the shot of a magnum slug, humming coming at ya! Yeah you know Im going to gat ya. how do you know where Im at When you havent been where Ive been, understand where Im coming from. while youre up on the hill in your big home Im out here risking my dome, just for a bucket or a faster ducket, Just to stay alive yo I got to say fuck it. Here is something you cant understand, how I could just kill a man. Here is something you cant understand, how I could just kill a man. Here is something you cant understand, how I could just kill a man. Here is something you cant understand, how I could just kill a man. Here is something you cant understand, How I could just kill a man Here is something you cant understand, How I could just kill a man Here is something you cant understand, How I could just kill a man Here is something you cant understand, How I could just kill a man Here is something you cant understand, How I could just kill a man Here is something you cant understand, How I could just kill a man Here is something you cant understand, How I could just kill a man Here is something you cant understand, How I could just kill a man How I could just kill a man How I could just kill a man

Office Alone

Ive always wondered how does it feel like to blog while u r @ work. Here i’m doing it… n no, it doesnt feel any different. its a beautiful saturday evening and my pc time says 6.46 pm… Heck! what am i doing here while the whole world is enjoying the weekend outside this corporate park… im all alone, its frgging cold, am hungry… feel like crying, howling n screaming!…. No wait, im waiting for the Vadas that i ordered from Nityanand. Now the sambar thats served with it is more sugary than the tea that i prepare! i know if i wanna eat some proper-proper food, i need to get outta bombay. coz everything here comes with a dash of sweetness… eeeeewwwwww! so, if its authentic chutneys n sambars – madras, bangalore, hyderabad…. the most unforgettable meals that ive had have been outside of b’bay…. the taste of naan n sabzi from a road-side dhaba in Chandigarh still lingers in my tongue!!!! it was SSSSSLLLLLLUUUUUURRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!! also the Kubani-ka-meetha (a dessert prepared with dates) that i had in Hyderabad, litchi juice in Shimla!! Wowww….. my mouth resembles Niagra Falls now…..

House Sparrows

Almost 2 years since I came into this house and Ive noticed this… This place doesn’t have many house sparrows! As a kid I used to think of these as the most cutest ones ever created by Lord! Used to love staring at them, watch them play in the Jamun tree in our building. Time flew and with them I guess even these have! But just fail to understand, where!!!??!!!

Some Degrees of Inner Turbulance

• When u try to come outta a heart break
• When u re-live a painful moment
• Loneliness
• Deliberate reminders
• U say yes when u wanna say no
• U see a loved one in pain and u stand there helpless!

Pain is all I have, when all I want is hope! My pain kills when I know my hope is gonna heal!!!!!!!

Listening to Solitary Shell…..

My new boss

Finally, good things happening. Im reminded of Zack’s comforting words. Now, he’s one guy who defines friend and friendhip, both, for me. I AM NOT BUTTERING U, MR. ZACK, BUT JUST SPEAKING MY MIND. Back to his words “There is only one way where will go once u hit rock bottom and the way is up”. Hmmmmmmm.. Thanks dude!

New financial year, new targets, new profile, new subordinates, new timings and of course! U guessed it right, new boss! DARNNN!! 30 something and KILLER-LOOKS!!! Sharp features, hazel coloured eyes and his voice!! Everytime he calls my name, i die!!!!! I will say this again – DROP-DEAD-GORGEOUS looks!!!!!!!!

For a gal/woman, they say BEAUTY WITH BRAINS… Whats the term coined for men????

 

Rudiger

Something abt this song, Im just addicted to it. Soft n soothing, its abt a guy who stalks celebrities for pics and autographs. LOL, only Mark Knopfler can pen down such stupendous ones…… Here’s it:

Rudiger stands in the rain and the snow
Collector of autographs
Names upon photographs
Faces of people who everyone knows

Rudiger lives in a place on his own
Briefcase and spectacles
Strange and respectable
He knows the meaning of being alone

Rudiger works as a clerk in the town
Music or politics
Rudiger gets his kicks
He gets information then he comes around

Rudiger waits at the hall in Berlin
He waits there all night
Security’s tight
They know who he is but they don’t let him in

Rudiger waits in the dark by the stair
His fingers are shaking
His feet they are aching
But your name’s in the paper so Rudiger’s there