Eruptions in my deranged head

January 26, 2009

Go Boyle Go!

Filed under: JLT — Sam @ 1:32 pm

Its a movie that’ll keep you glued to your seat till the very last minute.  Its a movie that’ll make you believe in coincidences. Its a movie that personifies the  ”tell it like it is” attitude. Yes, Mumbai has been shown the way it is. Slums, filth, crowd, traffic jams, survival, opportunities, dreams, Amitabh Bachchan, prostitution and the ever popular  – Childhood Love!!!

The very first word of the movie is motherfucker, albeit the Hindi version and I knew this flick’s a winner. Liberal dosage of expletives ranging from motherfuckers to bastards and all.. There’s more but never mind. Im not here to discuss this. C’mon its Mumbai and if its Dost in Hindi, Friend in English, Freund in Deutsche (German), its Abey Kutte n Kamine in Mumbaiya Hindi.

What surprised and saddened me is the fact that it took a firang to show us what we have and what we are. A Brit at that! Ha! In our face people!!! The way Danny Boyle has treated the story is simply astounding. A story based on the wildly cliched rags to riches and love theory. But its the characters that give the movie the life and a heart. Jamal’s terrible past repeats itself again and again and again but this time by way of a series of questions that in turn give him the chance of making a killing. Of becoming a millionaire! 

My favourite scene of the movie is the most hideous and stomach churning scene of the movie! Where li’l Jamal jumps into a pile of poop, comes out, runs shouting “Amitabh Bachchan”, makes his way past the crowd (touching and garnishing everyone with the poop, YUCKK) and gets his hero’s autograph!! The three stages of Jamal, Salim and Latika’s life are played by absolute first timers I guess (excpet for Tanay Chheda – Rajan Damodaran from TZP who plays the 2nd stage Jamal), but what performances! Jesus!!!Our very own SRKs and Sallus and Hrithiks are bhikaaris when it comes to performances as compared to the kiddos. Its the youngest lot that stole my heart, giving awesome performances! Esp. the youngest Salim..

Now for music (something that’s my life) – A.R.Rahman – Sir, I have always been a fan, but now, you have my highest respect and regards, alongwith  Joe Sat, Vai and Knopfler.

Its not often that I keep my mouth shut after coming out of a cinema hall. The dissection follows immediately. But things were different this time around. May be I was thanking God for not letting the script fall into Karan-I’m-So-Gay-But-Wnt-Admit-Johar’s, Yash Chopra’s (he’s still alive after having survived Tashan, Rabi Ne.. whatever), RGV’s (THANK YOU GOD, THANK YOU) or Sooraj Bharjatya’s hands. There would have been atleast 5 songs, for starters!

Before seeing the movie the question that I was asking was “Would the flick have had received the same amount of adulation, that its getting now with Golden Globes n all, had it been directed by very own desi?” After having seen the movie, I got my answer “No desi could have ever made such a classic masterpiece”. Sad, but true.

PS: This movie will win atleast 1 Oscar. It should.

January 17, 2009

And.. Here it is!

Filed under: JLT — Sam @ 5:44 pm

Its the newest addition to my DVD rack that makes me a proud freak! My collection now looks complete, classy, majestic and makes me look so too. I greeted this with wide open arms and a wider grin:

Depression, Trucks and Pilots… WTF???

Filed under: Slaughterhouse — Sam @ 5:31 pm

It was  some case that was keeping me up on my toes and towards the end of the resolution, my super boss observed that I’m totally hassled and look awfully lost. Then comes this mail from him, just to me:

A person was feeling a bit depressed the other day, so he called the Depression Help Hotline, but he was put through to a ‘call center’ in Pakistan. He explained that he was feeling suicidal.

They were very excited at this news and wanted to know if he could drive a truck or fly an airplane….

Conclusion: OPEN

January 13, 2009

2008

Filed under: Slaughterhouse — Sam @ 5:37 pm

January 2008: Pa falls sick. Gets hospitalised

February 2008: Maiden gig in Mumbai

March 2008: Megadeth gig in Bangalore. But my trip gets canned. (Still cursing myself for this)

April 2008: Get promoted

May 2008: New boss (straight from hell) gets into my dept to sit on my head

June 2008: Ram gets into CTS. Workload for me at my work reaches its peak

July 2008: Ram goes to the US

August 2008: Major brawl at work. Cant write that here. Plus, my health goes for a major toss with some good help from a nasty bout of bronchitis.

September 2008: Ram comes back

October 2008: Never want an October 2008 to happen to anyone! Not even my foes. Mom’s health goes down, like never before!

November 2008: A month in Thane. Refreshing. Storms die down. But dad gets pushed out of a moving train. Thank Heavens, escapes with minor injuries.

December 2008: Sangu and folks arrive from KL.

January 2009: Lame life. Surviving. Some panga at work (yet again/as usual) and Im asked to do 12 hour shifts till March 2009.

Life sucks. Its a bitch.

January 6, 2009

Lesson Learnt

Filed under: JLT — Sam @ 4:34 pm

How true!!! When am I gonna understand the basics??

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