Bombay to Goa and back

Ok, I’m back from an exhilarating trip to Goa. The most awesome days of my life! Life was filled with beaches, Sun, heat, food, wine, cashews, the lighthouses, the fort, the tan and much more. By far, I found Candolim to be a beautiful place! Peaceful and serene. Liked, no, loved everything from the ancestral houses to the church to the Basilica to the cruise. 

But one thing. Just couldnt help myself from comparing the Goan roads to the Mumbai muchmuch. Goan roads - no and i mean NO potholes. Just smooth roads. And more importantly NO HONKING. Mumbai roads - God-Save-Me-From-Any-Mishaps-Today types, honking that takes your temper to another level. When’s Mumbai gonna change? For people who ask if I vote, yes I DO. We do behave like responsible citizens, but are we getting anything worthwhile in return? Actually we do. Attacks and more attacks. Bombings, vandalism from our very famous self-proclaimed custodians of culture. DAMN…

@#*$^)($@^_@$_+*(^&! This is exactly how I was feeling when it was time for me to come back to Mumbai.

PS:  Clicked the above pic from my cellphone. It looks absolutely WOWWW!

Jai Sandwich

Never realized one bite of Masala toast could be so freaking orgasmic. Never realized what chillies could do my tongue, eyes and tummy till I tasted the Chilli Cheese Toast with their SUPERRR hot and spicy green chilli chutney.. With a chaiwala, juice centre and a Baskin Robbins bang opposite to the eatout, I feel like I’m in paradise everytime I go there. Mind you, all that they serve are sandwiches and burgers, (I miss Joey sooooo much!!)  but they taste like little drops of heavan.

But like how roses come with thorns, this place too has some of its own. Like the super annoying crowd. Yes, the same old pushing, yelling and behaving like sick monkeys. And confusing the poor guy with their ever changing orders. Put potato in one and tomato in the other, no onions in either. And oh, please make it with cheese but make sure there’s no butter (@^$&@#*), less chutney in the sandwich but a lot in Garlic bread, and dont forget to prepare the sandwich in brown bread. This is the order of JUST ONE OF THE ANNOYING BLOODY FOOLS. I sometimes think what would have happened had I been the person who’s been given this order. I’d have emptied the entire dabba of chutney in their ..*ahem*

Never mind! My temper flares up everytime I meet such freaks sans all table manners. You make sure you get to go there and have a bite of Masala toast, Paneer Masala Toast, Cheese Chilli Toast, Veg Burger, Grilled Sandwich (MY FAV FAV FAV) with lotsa green chutney.. SLURRRPPP!!! BURRRPPP!!! YUMMMMM!!!!!!!